Wednesday, January 10, 2007

Parttyy

I am just writing a quick little post about G's family party on sunday!
It was so wonderful to have everyone in one spot. I do love that feeling.
G was especially entertaining and might I add well behaved for all the junk he consumed and lack of sleep the night before.
The gifts were wonderful, and sorry but by far the helium balloons may have been the biggest hit thanks to my good friend for that!
Nothing really new here, our weather has been spectacular.. and I know that we should be worried about Global Warming but right now .. ahh no snow and daily walks to the back yard, park, and neighbourhood have been helping me keep my sanity.
Tomorow night G is going skating for his very first time.( he recieved skates from my parents for his birthday)
I am anticpating a major breakdown and a 10 minute skate but you never know. Poppy is taking him nad My mom and I are in the bleachers with W watching and taking pictures. I will soon need to get another pair of skates. I need to to get back on the wagon I am a bit rusty and always have been in that area. ( skating that is)
I will post a more intersting topic soon. Just wanted to give a quick update.
ta ta

Friday, January 05, 2007

MOVVVE IT

This post may offend some shoppers.
There will be cussing and maybe even some crude remarks but If I don't say it... welll who is and lets just say I have said it to my husband many times and I think it is time the Net knew how I really felt.

I may have briefly mentioned this topic on my old site some time ago, because like the tag on a shirt sticking up on complete strangers it is m biggest pet peeve.
I actually think it is becoming a rage.
I LOTHE, HATE, DESPISE, RECOIL FROM
THE fucking superstore parking lot and grocery shopping participants,( sorry there are a majority of people that attend this store that don't treat it as a living hell, or la la land.. or rather a place to e a dick hole. yes a dick hole.) here in my little Bayer's lake wannabe town.
I LOVE LOVE love to shop for groceries. I enjoy organizing the area's of the store in my cart( boxes with boxes, meat with meat etc.) the satisfaction of finding a bargin or a new food is exciting to me ( as I am food obsessed hmmmmm this may be a emotional filler here as to why I gained weight should I call DR PHIL?)
I enjoy taking my time, but red flag here, being cautious to fellow grocery shoppers.
I do not block lanes or iles.
I don't not curse if someone bumps into me, I do not butt in fornt of someone while they are carefully looking at food labels or prices. I take what parking spots are available.
I Do not circle the parking lot looking for a close spot right next to the doors. Nor do I pretend to be pregnant or handicapped.
I sure as hell don't give people dirty looks when there child throws a tantrum, or cuts me off. I don't complain about the line .. these people have a big job to do believe it or not.. it is tiring ringing in groceries.
I am usually very very tolerant of people. Especially at the grocery store because i know what to expect.
As soon as SOME people enter those doors, they throw out any inhibition and it becomes a scene from Micheal Jackson's thriller.
Yesterday I went and parking in an ordinary space when I started walking to the front doors when apparently this man thought he was at LOWE'S speedway and zoomed pass cars, children and adults. he plopped himself in a Handicapped parking space pulled out the old blue sign that hangs on your mirror jumps out of the car and runs through the doors.
( mmmmmmm are you really handicapped)
He makes it to the post office 2 seconds before I do. Well worth it right as i was walking.
I squint my eyes at him hopping someone was watching that. I thought maybe he would feel my disapproval at the back of his neck. All he did was hock some spit, and pull up his faded jeans.
I was also feeling proud of my cart full of healthy choices and was heading to the front of The store when a couple was blocking the space between carts .. i patiently waited and waited for them to move and when the did the looked at me as if I just showed up and was now blocking them.. they were just talking in the middle of the front of the bloody store.. with no cart.
So I HAD TO MOVE because apparently it makes more sense for the person who just waited 10 minutes off to the side to move for 2 people with nothing in their hands. ( ASSHOLES) People do this all the time. specially if I have my children the look at me as if my children are in their way.. when they are solo and it is much easier for them to stand ring side then me, little G and a cart full of groceries and a new born.
Well I could go on but rudeness will start to creep in.( tee hee)
I did manage to flee from the little corner or HEll and make it to my car unharmed. I keept my eyes down cast in case one of these grocery store zoombies came after my perfectly working cart and try to steal it or eat my brains.. because it was on sale.
I just want to end this post with a please please.. make me a grocery store.. just for me.. where all the sackville idiots stay out ....
Jesus I love being perfect!

Wednesday, January 03, 2007

Hello world

Well I hope everyone's new years was great.
Mine was low key.
Colin and I stayed home and put the kids to bed and had a few glasses of wine then went to bed after we watched our movies.
WE had a nice cuddle and an actual conversation. Life is so busy we haven't really done that.
I enjoyed my holidays dearly. they felt very together and very full of love and family.

Nothing to exciting here.
I have been using a program called turbo jam for about a month now, to try and loose some weight. To try and be successful.
Lets see.
Well Will post when I have something interesting to write.
Right now I am off to relax.
Imagine that!!!!
ta ta

Thursday, December 28, 2006

ALLL OVER

Christmas was here and gone in what seems like a flash.
It was a Christmas to remember here, as G really was excited for Santa to visit.
When he came up Christmas morn, he was astonished by all of the gifts( and as you will see in pictures there were a ton, thank you Mon famlie')
He looked at me and said, " mommy Loooook at allllll the giffffts" in a drawl that was a tad bit Western and a tad bit southern. He wasn't sure if he could open them, so his big Brown eyes looked at me pleadingly and I said lets sit down and open them all.
He was SO excited I don't think he knew where to begin.
Halfway through the tree, he grew tired and wanted to play with his toys.
I think he must have over 500 dinkies now.
C and I are officially embarrassed by this. I should take a picture of just his dinkies.. the the Internet can stone me or through tomatoes at me.. something!
Mom and Dad came down for the opening of the gifts. We watched TV with Greg in our room until they arrived.. he had no clue...... this will be the last year of that. It was great to have my mom and dad there to open gifts with us. Then we had a hearty breakfast put on by my hubby. It was fit for kings. Poor W slept through it all. He was spoiled also make no mistake!
I cooked a huge Turkey for like 6 or 7 people when it was just C and I ( kids too but what do they eat really). I just wanted us to stay home and make a Christmas din for us. It was yummy and the turkey was big ( yes repeating myself) and moist. I loved doing it and will probably do it from now on.
My Hubby out did himself for me this year. I feel a little sheepish as I couldn't go all out but I defiantly owe him something,( get your mind out of the gutter.. but that might work)
I received a massage chair, a stocking filled with relaxing products, tanning sessions( can't wait), and last but not least a date in a box( all prepaid just have to plan the night).
This night will consist of a movie, dinner, drinks at the fireside, hotel stay of my choice, and breakfast at Smitty's the next day ( that's our thing).

I was blown away at the planning and little cards made by him, and the gift certificates sought out. I can't wait to go on our date.
I love C with all my heart
You are a romantic
Ahh Hope all of you had a great holiday's, I am looking for a low key New years with movies and games with my hubby.
Well that's all for now.. check out flicker for my Christmas photo's
By the way our tree and lights and all Christmas decor GONE.. when it's over it's over.
Mama J

Sunday, December 24, 2006

Veiwer Descretion advised

So I don't normally discuss poop on this blog.. but this is definitely blog worthy.
this Morn ( Christmas eve) at about 4:40am I was up with W feeding and cuddling and yawing away.
When he decided to have a poop.
His poops people are like smelly, green ice creams. You know at dairy queen where it comes out in a long gooey strip. that is how he poops.. long gooey green egg smelling strips.
I have this changing procedure down to a science where he doesn't get any on his legs or heels, where he makes minimal mess and is a smelly yet fairly unpainful experience( for me)
This morn as I was reaching for a wipe, I was holding up his legs so he wouldn't put his feet in the poop.. when from his bowels erupted a fart that startled the cats as well as me.. what followed no MOTHER should ever endure.. I mean isn't labour bad enough.
The fart was not just a fart( Tanya do you remember that saying "that wasn't a fart") well it wasn't next thing I knew I was splattered with green goo .. all over my shirt all over my NEW glasses, my face people my face.
Well there went any preciseness I had for my boy I let his legs drop and he was also covered. I grabbed a clean wipe threw off my glasses and did the best I could to clean my face. Then Looked down... it was on my pants and the floor too. It was as If someone opened a champagne bottle and shook it.. the spray going everywhere.
I couldn't believe it /. I just made a sad pitiful noise I have never heard myself make noise.. and cleaned him up.
I had to finish feeding him and put him back to bed... full of SHIT
Green egg smelling shit.
As soon as I was done I made way for the shower and cleaned up.. falling into bed still traumatized.
My husband and the cats are still laughing at me.
Merry Christmas everyone!

Wednesday, December 20, 2006

hummpphhh



Well here is my attempt at christmas photo's with the kids! The end result was very cute ( see picture on right) but this first photo is by far my favorite! W is smiling and G is just plan bored of the whole situation.. plus he has been forced to sport that red hat and hold this thing every one keeps calling his brother.
The torture I have put him through. I am waiting for child protective services to show up any minute for putting him through this ordeal and now posting it online!
How dare I.
See how much happier our first born is without even having to touch or sit close to his brother. It's almost as if he has forgotten he is even in the room... this I will remind them of when they are best of friends a life time from now. W just lights up when ever G is around.. it is an ungoing silent battle that goes on daily here.. and I can only laugh at how cute it is and Know that it won't last forever.
It won't right I mean if it does it won't be so cute anymore and I will be posting photo's of police showing up at my door for black eyes and broken window's.
Lets hope we don't hit that disfunctional!
Happy Holiday's
Mama J

Thursday, December 14, 2006

whaaa

G: " Mommy!"
Mama: " yes hun"
G: " we wimply having a dondurful christmas time"
Mama: " wimply?"
G:" frustrated voice.." wimply having a dundurful christmas timmmmmmmeeeee"
Mama: Silent then realizes in the background... the song Simply having a wonderful Christmas time? is playing.
Mama" yes G we are simply having a wonderful Christmas time."
G: big hug and smile and keeps on singing!

Sunday, December 10, 2006

Tis the Season'



My favorite thing to do every night is drink a hot chcolate or coffee or tea in front of my christmas tree all lit up.. with the house lights all off and play a christmas song or two. ahh christmas cozy!

Egg nog with Rum does the trick as well!

What your christmas cozy?

Tuesday, December 05, 2006

Say Cheese







Well as you may have already guessed the christmas spirit.. flew up my pants and bit me in the tuckus.
We have decorated our Tree and our home. Lights and glitter all over.
G has played an interactive roll in being a big brother and has been a wonderful brother for little W. In fact G has been helping with everything these days.. he aims to please and we are so very proud. Our first snow was here in NS last night and as we thought it was only a few flurries we headed out to the grocery store. yeah let me just sum that up.. Sitting in icy traffic with 2 screaming kids in the back seat and Dumb asses that are still not ready for winter driving EVERYwhere.
All I have to say is ..... Sackville.. it's december it's winter and yes We often get unexpected weather.... WTF. Put your snow tires on and get used to it. The first snow storm always gives people Deer in headlights syndrome. I am so happy that I above eryone know what's going on.. for once.
More pics soon.!
Love Mama

Saturday, December 02, 2006

EEEEEEEEEE


all I have to say is .. The holiday Season is never complete without

Christmas

Ahh the feelingof the holidays have started to set in.
Here are a few things that have gotten me in the christmas mood.



1. shortbread cookies( home made by G and I )
2. Christmas tunes while shopping.
3. Glittery decorations
4.Pulling out the tangled mess of decorations fom my closet.
5. Wrapping christmas gifts.
6. G excited about Santa.
7. G loving his advant calander.
8. Having a new addition to shop and prepare for the holidays.
9. Short bread cookies.
10. Roudolph the red nosed reibdeer, christmas special... you know the old fashioned version where his nose goes EEEEEEEEEEE. LOVE IT!
11. candy canes and hot chocolate.

The weather here has been less then christmasy.
Today it is 6 degrees.
This is not a complaint, it's a disbelief.
What gets you christmasy!
leave me a comment let me know!

Tuesday, November 28, 2006

Little ears

You always know that little ears could be listening when you talk... But when the little ears hear then store away certain words for any occasion it becomes a brutal reality.

So far G has just started to spew words
Asshole
Fuck
and shit!
yes many more intelligent words have some out of his mouth in recent weeks, but these tthese words are his way of trying to be like Mommy and Daddy!
the thing is he didn't say them right after he heard them but waited for some time, until in front of a crowd at a recent birthday party for our friends son!
I nearly died... Because everyone was thinking we know where he got THAT from don't we!
Well I know he is trying to fit in to the adult world and seem I dunno "cool" but now the brutal realization of everything we say is being monitored........
Oh fudge and freckles!!

Wednesday, November 22, 2006

Hormones

Not only am I weeping everytime I watch Oprah, I am still craving peanut butter, passing golf ball sized clots( see entry before this one), and the best yet....... When hugging company I am suddenly aware my breasts have decided to leak... Leaving a rather awkward conversation to follow and end result of me shoving more cabbage in my bra.....
need I say more!

Golf Balls

Since I have given birth I have felt amazingly well. My stiches healed barley any discomfort in comparison to my first child.
Yesterday after buzzing around the house, I felt a huge gush in the noony area.
I was getting Little Baby W a bottle and he was just a screaming for his meal. This gush came once again and as I started to walk I knew that something was a bit irregular.
I propped up Little W and gave him his bottle( a little hands free) I had to because I could tell I was just soaking through my clothes at this point.
That I was as I went to the bathroom, There was massive amounts of blood and ( this is more gross than anything) large golf ball size
and lots of them.
So I called my practicioner and went to the hospital on her advice.
To make a long and well not so internet appropiate story... Short, All is well in my uterine area and if this happens again I am being set up for an ultrasound. The do believe it was left over material from my afterbirth that finally let go. They say better out than in so infection isn't caused.
It was scary to see so much blood after feeling so well and thinking I was out of the woods .. So taking it easy for a few days.
I have to admit I am glad I am not going through another pregnancy ever again!

Monday, November 20, 2006

Where oh where>>....

Um has anyone seen my pictures I posted.. What the hell blogger what the hell... I am trying to run a web site here... Anyone else having blogger problems?
Should have went with something else.. I knew it.. grrrrrr.

Last night The fam was watching A Christmas vacation( the Griswalls) and the one swear word in the whole movie and Mr G decided he was going to add it to his vocabulary

"fuckin" my first born proudly announced his new found word in all his glory. WE have left the safe zone people he hears and knows all things adult now.... What's next.
I better go buy condoms.... The girls might start calling.
te hee.
Motherhood has been great and although little W has been a tad gassy. and I have had numerous nights camped out on the couch using a bassinet instead of crib for W..... It has been a week of minor chaos.
I do miss my bed though.
Little G has been adjusting well to brotherhood. He gets jealous of Daddy more so then anything but he loves his brother and has already acted out in brotherly duties... Such as hiding Little W's toys. So much to look forward to.
Ahh my beautiful boys.
Soon time for me to start my TURBO JAM routine.. Can't wait to loose the pounds people.... Yes I want MILF status ASAP!
Well I'll post some more pics and hopefully a pretty red X WON"T appear in it's place.
TA TA

Friday, November 17, 2006

Big Willy style



here are some more pics to enjoy.. all I really have time for right now..... Busy busy with lackof sleep and piling up landry.. all things considered this experience has been amazing.
A house full of boys!
Me and my cat cashaare the only estrogen....
ENJOY!

Tuesday, November 14, 2006

He's Here




LITTLE WCKW has finally arrived.
He was born November 10th 2006 at 12:43 am. As soon as I was 10 cm it took me 25 mnutes to push him out into my loving arms.
He weighed in at 7 pounds 12 ounces.
He is adorable.
Here are a few pics.. I am currently trying to make bread and peal potatoes.. while amusing greg... I keep skipping around the house.... william is sleeping well and feeding well.. greg is jealous but very helpful.
my family is complete and I am in utter state of happiness.

Wednesday, November 08, 2006

3cm

So I am finally starting the birthday process, I reached three cm last night after much pain and walking and an overnight stay in the hospital ... But now I am home and my body has just decided to stop!
I hoped with this lack in progress they would induce me right away.... But as we can see I'm home with after shock pain and awaiting this little bundle of joy as we speak.
I have a Dr's appointment tomorrow and I hope she it's gets the ball rolling and starts the inducement as this process has been a long exhausting road and it's only the start!
Keep checking in....... Wish me pain and dilation!
Mama J

Monday, November 06, 2006

41 weeks and counting.......



Times a tickin.. As I reach and pass my due date.. I honestly feel like this baby is going to snuggle up with my organs until Christmas.
I have developed a cold over the past few days where as I don't anticipate the baby as much right now.
I really don't want to pass off yuckky cold germs to my newborn so early in the outside world. Maybe this is why the little darling is staying in the oven!
I was however so sure I would go early this time around. Even my Dr thought so... sooo I guess I should know not to listen to everyone else.
I have been off for exactly one month now, enjoying my extra sleep( well minus the fact I pee every hour and G is up at least twice a night)... But still maybe an hour extra then new born baby sleep right??
Anyway my moth off has given me the time to prepare my self for the new addition as well as enjoy my G. Catching some extra TV time has been fun too.
But honestly.. The picture I am posting describes how this late pregnancy is making me feel.
I will always dye my hair.. Especially if this is how I really looked !

Friday, November 03, 2006